Hero pay

I understand that in the leftist science-following utopia of California, certain people are now qualified for “hero pay” based upon doing there jobs under truly hazardous conditions. After giving it some thought, I think there are certain situations which entitle one to hero pay in the American South.

• You stopped to help someone change a flat tire in the rain, even though he/she was not wearing a mask.
• You don’t treat people differently based upon their decision to wear or not wear a mask.
• You let the neighborhood kid who mows your lawn come inside to cool off in the middle of a southern summer, even though he’s not part of your household.
• When the store owner said “no mask, no service” you endorsed his right to do so…and spent your money elsewhere, even if you wore a mask.
• You’re less than impressed that the CDC assures Americans that as more people are vaccinated, it will issue a new list of approved social activities.
• You didn’t tell the governor “thank you” for ending COVID restrictions and permitting you to exercise your freedom once more.
• You refrained from rearranging the face of the $*#&$(%)%)%(%$ who yelled at you from six inches away because you declined to wear a mask.
• You’re an 18 year-old kid who is deployed far away from home, in service to your country…and whose pay qualifies you for food stamps.